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Flat Tire

The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.
Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
by Masterboneme June 17, 2014
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flat jaloop

An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"
What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?
by jaloop_master April 18, 2017
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Flat Foot

Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.

2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.

So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.
1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.

2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.
by twostepbobby June 17, 2020
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Flat Tire

1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire

2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan

2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
by ScampyJoe May 3, 2006
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Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
by The Bizzle 1978 April 23, 2014
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Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat
(Eli takes off hat) HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD
by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022
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Flat earther

Flat Earthers are people who discovered the earth is flat by looking at the evidence and not at the sophism presented by the globbies. If you look you'll find all the "proof" for a round earth doesn't exist.
Funny how globbies say that flat earthers live in the dark ages when most of flat Earth arguments are valid, reasonable and they seem to match with reality
Yes, I thought it was as stupid as you are probably thinking right now but when you research it and see the evidence for yourself then there is no going back.
Search Eric Dubay 200 proofs
Indoctrinated baller' hey have you seen the ISS docking
Me; ISS doesn't exist. If it did someone would have footage of going to it and a 360 video inside of it.(you see a 360 pan doesn't exist in space). Furthermore the crew are all Freemasons that swear in the oath of secrecy to come on board. Not to mention the ISS supposedly travels at 17000mph meaning it would go to extreme cold to exteme heat in minutes. I'm a flat earther you see.
by Flatearth July 29, 2017
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