Fart King

"Fart King's" are members of society who constantly rip farts on a level beyond the average person. "Fart Kings" often take a hidden pride in being able to ass whistle so often, and as such, they shamelessly fill the air with their filthy flatulence.

Although some will suggest that Fart King's get their crown for the overall frequency of their anal expulsions, this is but a myth. In fact, a Fart King should be given his/her title for their frequency as well as their consistency, decibel volume, and last but not least, their odor.

A "Fart King" will often drop bean blowers that not only wreak but also have an appalling pitch and a distracting audible volume. It is these factors which combine to truly give someone the title.

Of course, it is difficult to crown a Fart King globally, or even state wide, instead it is encouraged to crown "Fart Kings" within your own social circles. For example; If you're living in a house of six people and one stands out particularly for their consistent, smelly, and loud barking brownies, you should take immediate action by calling them a "Fart King" at every chance possible.

Sasha: So I was just sitting there...
Dan: *Bwwwoowww*
Sasha: Dan, relax.
Dan: *Bweerrwee*
Sasha: Man...
Ollie: Dan, you're the Fart King.
Sasha: Yeah, Fart King, no one touches you in the fart realm in this residence.

by Mint Medley November 14, 2009

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006

fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

fart guzzling

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

fart sack

Commonly known as a sleeping bag.

"Don't forget your fart sack!"

by Helen Robinson January 25, 2006

fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

by Truthseekah December 7, 2010

fart biter

An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.

The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.

by jedi2169 March 26, 2008