Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

goshen explosion

the goshen explosion is when one bends over about to toss another's salad. little does said salad tosser know, but he is in for the shock of his life. the person with his pants down proceeds with a fiery, spicy, explosion of molten diarrhea, thus melting the salad tossers retnas.

oh my god that dude just burned that bitch's eyes out with the goshen explosion. damn son.

by nic nic February 6, 2007

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

anal expulsive

A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.

The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004

explosion

Rapidly expanding heat and gas and/or plasma.

Usually caused by chemical or nuclear reactions, but can also have many other causes such as the release of pressurised gas.

Spend a week in baghdad or go to an active quarry for examples.

by waffle October 16, 2003

Expensive

Something that costs a lot of money.

That Lamborghini looks very expensive.

by Slatte October 18, 2008

experiment

When two girls, usually in college, decide to engage in lesbian activity without having to admit to being lesbians.

According to pop culture, only girls can experiment. Two girls can kiss, eat each other out, and pound each other with dildos and use the word "experimenting" as a rebuttal so they can claim that they're still straight. But if a dude touched another dude's ass, even by accident, he would be forever branded as gay, even if he buried himself in porno, got a bunch of girls pregnant, or had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christinia Aguilera.

by anonymous October 5, 2004