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emotional constipation 

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.
"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."
emotional constipation by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

Emotional Escape Artist 

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.
"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

serious emotional trauma 

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.
I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

I second that emotion 

"I agree with you on that subject."

Derived directly from a song by the same name performed by the Temptations, and frequently played on oldies radio stations in the United States. Usage is generally considered bad form, as typically it's anything except an emotion that the person is agreeing with.
When I told Clyde that the best thing for the cash was to be placed overnight in the safe, he said "I second that emotion". I promptly beat him over the head with a stack of one dollar bills.

emotional tsunami 

emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats
Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......

Or:

Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...
emotional tsunami by Lisa January 12, 2005

Emotional Cancer Leach 

Man 1: " Im really having problems with my gf"
Man 2 " Get rid of her, she's an Emotional Cancer Leach"