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duct tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.
Duct tape is also known as: hurricane tape, gun tape, gaffer/gaffa tape, speed tape, rigger's tape and power tape.
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Ducepan

A form of a douchebag or a fag
Look at that dude, WHAT A DUCEPAN!!!!!
by SSColin32 November 15, 2006
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Daisy Duck

To be wearing a top, but naked from the waist down. (i.e. bottomless)
Derived from the cartoon character who is always dressed like that.
To illustrate the term she was wearing a Daisy Duck t-shirt and nothing else.
by Pinhoe February 23, 2009
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Sucka Ducka's

When you feel those haters hating, put your sucka ducka's on...
by Lettnician October 17, 2008
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Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.
Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
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Disco duck

an old disco song by radio personality rick dees. somehow became popular enough in the late 70s to be a top 40 hit.
yo, "disco duck" is on the radio. turn that shitnit up!
dude, that shee-ite is whack! lets listen to some michael jackson. look how dark he looks on the album cover to "beat it"
by mr pink November 18, 2004
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duck fuck

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?

Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
by SwagBoi234 August 15, 2010
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