Skip to main content

deuchefag

A person who is being a complete dick or who is being extremely rude.
Hey, quit hitting me you stupid deuchefag!
by Dylan J. May 18, 2008
mugGet the deuchefag mug.

Douchebag

Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me
by (:-P) November 20, 2009
mugGet the Douchebag mug.

douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
by mandypeaches August 25, 2012
mugGet the douchebag syndrome mug.

douchebag

any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
Eww! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.
by tnp April 14, 2006
mugGet the douchebag mug.

Douchewaggle

A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.
You broke my bowl?! You fuckin DOUCHEWAGGLE!
by G-person March 14, 2010
mugGet the Douchewaggle mug.

Douchewagg

1: Noun; A person who has the attitude or presence (swagger or swagga) of a douche or douchebag 1a: One who carries his/herself in the same fashion in which a douchebag would.
2: Noun; The swagger of a douchebag
1: Jesus, Brent is such a douchewagg. He's just so...douchey.
2: I have to tell you, Karen. You've got douchewagg.
by UrbanDictionaryLexicographer August 17, 2010
mugGet the Douchewagg mug.

douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
mugGet the douchebagget mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email