deock

slang for dick and meant to be more hurtful.

Dude, colin stole my dildo and pleasured his mom with it. He was being such a deock it's not even funny.

by Dhawk July 1, 2007

dick-dock

1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"

1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.

by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011

the dock nazi

if she hears you saying her name at your camp site, she'll throw you in the gas chamber

Pete: Hey, Scott. Look. It's the DN. The dock nazi! Hee hee!

by Sidenote April 23, 2008

dry dock

The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.

Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.

by TheNoodler April 21, 2006

space docking

This is a variation of the standard practice for more experienced partners. It's where you freeze a shit so it becomes extremely solid and then proceed to use it as a dildo on the female partner.

I took such a firm shit that i decided i just had to freeze it for later space docking use.

by Johnny Holmes July 8, 2007

docking

To insert your penis into a sheath of a male canine, until orgasim.

I could be docking with your greatdane right now.

by Brian Carson August 16, 2006

dock

a dick and a cock combined

Peter-IM goign to go soon.
Ginger-No i need someone to come and suck my dock!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008