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DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 17, 2014
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Dildo Logic

The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."
Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.
by retardrun69 June 13, 2017
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Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.
Melody stop being such a dildo!
by Jiggleypuff96 April 18, 2018
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dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.
When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!
by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017
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Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.
Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
by monkey500 March 12, 2018
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benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
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dare dildo

One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 21, 2010
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