Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."
"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"
"I'd love to be a DILDO."
"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"
"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 17, 2014
Get the DILDO mug.The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."
Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
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Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.
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Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.
by retardrun69 June 13, 2017
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Get the dildo bike mug.Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
by monkey500 March 12, 2018
Get the Dildo whore mug.A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!
Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
Get the benito dildo mug.One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 21, 2010
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