Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

by Rickman January 28, 2007

Dick Down December

Its when girls have to get dick down at least one time through out December, until 12.00 January 1st

Him: its Dick Down December so what u tryna get in to
Her: Oshit i almost forgot

by Carlos1026 November 11, 2018

diluc's dick size

something very very tall/ big.

oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!

by dickluc July 7, 2021

My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by Sigmaxxing May 8, 2020

son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

by smartdude777 September 7, 2009

Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018