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Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.
Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.
by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010
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Donkeyed

Donkeyed
Donkey(ed)
Adjective
How you feel after drinking too much alcohol .
Last night was fun, but I'm feeling super donkeyed today!!
Yo! I haven't felt this donkeyed in years!
by Raelito April 15, 2020
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limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
by gav n nick March 14, 2006
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Slack jawed swamp donkey

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.
by DM321 May 26, 2010
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donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart
where have i seen that before
by as is June 28, 2003
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Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.
Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags
by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010
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Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
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