Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

deer dance

best song ever made by system of a down

pushin little children with their fully automatics!

lyics from deer dance

by pussy lips feel good when wrapped around my cock September 1, 2006

furby's dance

A furby's dance is one that you have to balance a furby on your head while you're dancing.

"Want to go to a furby's dance?"
"NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

by FurbyFreeLand June 16, 2004

Elephant dance

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.

My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.

by Jeferey January 14, 2010

Tectonique Dance

Tectonique Dance (a.k.a. Techtonique, Tectonik or Tektonique) is a dance style performed initially by young French street performers in France and Belgium. It is usually done to electronic music such and techno or electro. It is quite fast and complex and is generally scene as a neo-disco dance

There are examples of Tectonique Dance on youtube. Just search Tectonique and you'll get results

by Jacob Vaughan January 14, 2008

choad dance

when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.

What christian does at work before he can walk to get something, this is the choad dance.

by Jeff Beanard September 5, 2006

Fusion Dance

A series of movements,that,performed with exact timing can fuse two people into one,making them more powerful than ever imagined

If super saiyan 3 Gotenks and super saiyan 4 Gogeta did a fusion dance,they would make a warrior of such power that they could destroy a planet just by powering up!

by Gothic Bob May 28, 2003