Dad songs

songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.

(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)

curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Bye honey getting some milk ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021