songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Get the Dad songs mug.The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
Get the ladera dad mug.A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021
Get the Country Dad mug.A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.
That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!
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The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.
P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
by tw353 December 31, 2016
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