Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008

Crystaler

Being more than Crystal

Yo, that girl is sparkly, she's Crystaler than the last one.

by Crystaler September 28, 2009

Cryptacize

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.

Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?

by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

Crystal Brook

Crystal Brook is a town in South Australia.

Crystal Brook

by Koalasan February 28, 2012

Crypalator

The art of being a dangerous, untrustworthy, or just plain ass gangster!

That crypalator jacked my wallet at the show!
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!

2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.

My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.

by batess August 3, 2012

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014