Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

by invincible mandarin July 10, 2009

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg October 21, 2008

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 August 8, 2008

Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar March 22, 2016

crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014