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Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."
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Creebler 

Weirdos who usually hang out on, around or under bridges or parks. Notorious for spare-changing or "spanging", daylight intoxication, bumming cigarettes, selling illicit substances, wearing dirty clothing, smelling, or wearing WalMart brand wannabe designer brand knock-offs. Creeblers are well-versed in hobo-mannerisms and adapt well to any situation involving 40ozs, Marijuana cigarettes or mixed rips aka "Mixers". Creeblers have no age limit and no income requirements, in fact the less income you have, the more Creebley you become.

n. I am a Creebler
v. Let's Creeble
a. How Creebley is that?!
Example: The other day I went for a walk across the Guerneville Bridge and ran into a fellow Creebler...

Creebler: "Hey bro. What's up dawg?"
Me: "Wow... Not much man... Where is everybody?"
Creebler: "Aww... There's some fools down in the park..."
Me: "Aight then..."

Upon arriving across the Guerneville bridge and into the park I discovered a group of Creeblers Creeblin out and drinking Four Lokos. Good times was had.
Creebler by OldManSteve July 28, 2012

Stoners creed 

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

Creepy Porn Lawyer 

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.
Creepy Porn Lawyer by VolStar September 25, 2018

Cypress Creek Middle High School

Most of the school is filled with white rich kids that live in Lexington. The first year the school opened our vice principal got arrested, and half the middle school population has blue hair. Class of ‘23 is filled with a whole lotta bums. Their drama filled lives are irrelevant, two girls got in a fight over a boy in front of the ice cream machine. The school is trash. Who tf thought it was a good idea to put middle and high school together.
They’re from cypress creek oh they cypress freaks. Home of cypress creek middle high school.

creepy crawl 

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family
My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.
creepy crawl by tdlier November 5, 2012