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cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed
AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.
by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024
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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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cooter horn

An over sized clit.
Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night
by burque March 2, 2014
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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
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cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
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Lemon Cooter

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.
by playplayplay April 19, 2024
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Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...
I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile
by Stina1 December 23, 2016
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