two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

burnt rubber cooter

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.

Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"

by wild chewbacca August 25, 2011

pepper in the cooter

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.

Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

by rejectionking June 27, 2007

burnt cooter

When a fat woman starts walking and begins to sweat. The friction of her moving thighs acting on her vagina creates a unique and often overpowering smell known as burnt cooter.

Megan walked over here and all i could smell was burnt cooter.

by John Junior September 28, 2006

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.

Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!

by That Real nigga April 10, 2009

Fruitloop Cooter

A wet and soggy vagina that has a bit of crunch to it and after a while it gets sour.

You have a Fruitloop Cooter.

by Dustin Turner December 19, 2008