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Ice Cream

• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009
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steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!
by V J January 5, 2006
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ice cream sandwich

noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.
1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
by Neighborhood spiderman November 5, 2012
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cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
by Jmagnus November 1, 2007
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Chremastistophilia

a sexual paraphilia. (or sometimes a sexual fetishism) this is where Sexual arousal or pleasure is derived from being robbed, conned, cheated, blackmailed or otherwise forced to loose out fiscally by a partner or complete stranger.

the strong emotions of frustration, annoyance, rage, fear or submission are subconsciously drawn upon by the person with Chremastistophilia and focused into sexual arousal/gratification. this is seen as Edge play as it can be genuinely life threatening to seek out a stranger to rob oneself purely for sexual release.

in recent years the genera of fetish websites focused at such people has grown dramatically.
financial dominants, chat with their 'financial submissives' and talk about what the dominant will do wit money 'taken' from the submissive, and generally stirr the strong emotions that fuel this paraphilia.
young girl: " you know you want to buy me the car. if you don't I'll just tease it out of you anyway. You know you love me taking your money. *giggles*"

Chremastistophilia dude: aww damn! *folds, buys car, and goes off to masturbate*

Chremastistophilia sucks ass!
by lilpaypig December 20, 2008
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cream slice

Her cream slice was delicious, juicy and tender
by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006
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Creamed Corn Twister

This is the synonym (and past tense) of CREAMY CORN TWISTER.

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.
Dude- I gave your sister a Creamed Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!
by MSgt September 16, 2013
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