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champagne head

1. The sense of near-delirium or "rush" one suffers when, having consumed a considerable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine), one rises from a sitting position with undue haste.

2. The technique by which a provider of oral sex maintains a reasonable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine) in the reservoirs of the mouth, so as to combine the sensations of pleasure (by providing fellatio, or "oral sexual gratification") and pain (by allowing the champagne {or sparkling white wine} to come into contact with the most sensitive areas of the penis or clitoris.

3. A party, weekend, or vacation goal, referring primarily to a sustained state of mild intoxication, or "buzz."
1. Rae cracked her head on the coffee table when her champagne head caused her to lose her balance.

2. Yo, man, I saw stars and fireworks and shit when SallieMae gave me some killer champagne head last night, yo.

3. God, I hope I can crest on some champagne head til I crash on Sunday night, holler.
by Howard O. San Sebastian April 12, 2008
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chimpify

1. To put into a chimp like statment.
2. To aquire chimp like tendencies.

NOTE: Chimpify is a original word made from the creator of Chimpify.com
Nick was chimpify'ed overnight.
by Garrett Brown July 16, 2004
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Champagne Idealist

An artist or actor who always use the same crap about peace, love, ecology etc.in songs or movies to make conscience, but doesn't practices what he preaches. He has a rich lifestyle, divorced many times, and consumes products and services without thinking in global warming like everyone else.
I'm sick of people who thinks John Lennon is an inspiration, he got rich selling records like every artist and had a shit personal life. He was just a Champagne Idealist who brainwashed the people with the "peace and love I'll save the world" shit.
by Alan HerIb September 8, 2007
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