Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland June 11, 2018

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse October 16, 2008

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Dirty Carroyo

a dirty Carroyo is when your having sex with your spouse or what not and decide to spice things up a bit by hitting her in the back of the head with a terracotta teapot. That is done if the sex is bad, or maybe they have upset you in some way earlier. this often causes them to tense up or to be knocked out. either way it is a exciting thing to do. this was created from a parody or spoof from a mayor of Miami that threw a terracotta teapot at his wife one night.

i.e. i gave that bitch a dirty Carroyo last night. thats the last time she will spit instead of swallow.
i.e. i gave that girl a dirty Carroyo since she is like a dead fish in bed.

by leinad R April 24, 2008

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010

Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014