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Captain Molo

Captain Molo:
1: the name of a worm from the game Worms 2

2: an very angry psychotic revolutionary who crushes baby's with his gigantic nuts and seems to be able to pull out a Kalashnikov from just about any body orifice
by -the Cap'n February 21, 2005
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capital D runk

Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.
Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!
by tommy ethan February 18, 2008
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Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.
KALA aka captain saggy pants.
by evolu. October 20, 2009
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Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.
Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.
by ;-) whore March 28, 2010
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Captain Wikipedia

Someone who comes with a ton of information about an item, object, person or anything in existence even though said information was not asked for.
Person A: Wow, that's one hell of a gun

Person B: It's a Beretta M 1951; a 9 mm semi-auto gun. It was developed somewhere between the '40s and the '50s and....

Person A: Thanks Captain Wikipedia
by Prosit July 9, 2010
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Captain Reacharound

Someone who is a champion of the reacharound technique, man or woman who espouses the joy of giving and receiving pleasure.

Also a great idea if invited to a Superhero themed party!
Ben "Thanks for that mate, I got off too!"
Steve "That's why they call me "Captain Reacharound". I'm a giver.
by BigDog The Pirate May 7, 2010
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Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011
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