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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
by Wicket June 13, 2005
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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009
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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
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Captain's Chair

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
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captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.
Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.
by burninoil January 2, 2012
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captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse
My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick
by joelykins12 November 26, 2011
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