"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
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Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
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A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
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Guy 2: Dat nga ahh cappin 💀
Guy 2: Dat nga ahh cappin 💀
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Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno
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