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Canadian Surprise 

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A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
Canadian Surprise by Wurzzag September 2, 2021
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Canadian George Washington 

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GET OFF MY DICK !!!! - Canadian George Washington
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Canadian Booty trap 

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To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.
Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.
Canadian Booty trap by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022
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Canadian Shower 

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Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
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Canadian Sand Devil 

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When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry

canadian honky 

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A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.
The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.
canadian honky by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022
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