Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

Cactus

A sex toy that grows in the wild

Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse

Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?

by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020

cactus

As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.

tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"

by Pig rolls July 2, 2020

cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively

damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Cactusness

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020