Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.
Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!
by dartiki March 16, 2012
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Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit
1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard
by Antony - D March 28, 2008
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beard baiting

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.
by all at sea October 22, 2020
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bearded papa

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm
by HotBeardedPapa May 13, 2015
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Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement
I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.
by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018
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Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.
Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse June 02, 2011
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Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
by Rellov January 17, 2017
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