bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

by Erik November 9, 2004

hill of beans

In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"

This equipment isn't worth a hill of beans, sir.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Beans and motherfuckers

A disgusting mix of Lima Beans and Ham, as made for the United States Military in the form of C-rations and MRE's (MRE= Meals Refused (by) Everyone)

These Beans and motherfuckers taste like shit!

by Trailltrader April 17, 2007

Bean Queen

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

Les Beans

A very effective pick-up line used by lesbians at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.

Girl: "I love Red Beans, Black Beans, Grey Beans, Les Beans!"

by Alli Bundy April 3, 2008

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006