by Erik November 9, 2004

In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

A disgusting mix of Lima Beans and Ham, as made for the United States Military in the form of C-rations and MRE's (MRE= Meals Refused (by) Everyone)
by Trailltrader April 17, 2007

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.
This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.
This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.
"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"
"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."
"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."
by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

by Alli Bundy April 3, 2008

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).
Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.
by Markiwi September 14, 2006
