Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Rubber bullets

An alternate name for condoms.

“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.

by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019

Creamy Bulleteer

One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.

"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."

by BKBChampion November 02, 2016

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt January 21, 2012

Turf bullet

Mountain dew, vodka milk

You are turf bullet!

by The.moon27 April 23, 2021

bulleting

when you're going to myspace to post a bulletin about something that just happened

guy: i used to be really stupid, lol
girl: ?
guy: not that im exactly stephen hawking now
girl: LMAO
girl: oh my fucking god
girl: hahaha
guy: but i used to be really stupid
guy: lol
girl: i just imagined you as stephen hawking
girl: hold on
girl: myspace bulleting

by 5h4rp13 April 14, 2008