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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

British East Coast 

It is non-existent, because there are not a lot of towns on the British East Coast compared to the American East Coast.
Matthew: Jen, what are you doing this summer?
Jen: Going on a road trip around the British East Coast.
Matthew: Are you kidding me? There's no city life there, only fields and the sea.

British Chatukar 

Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.
A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.

British cream fountain 

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

British Teacup 

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup
British Teacup by Fjionde September 15, 2021

British belligerence 

A General Manager that yells out "oh Jiminy crickets", "God dammit fuck me", and "oh bollocks.". large disgruntled, unorthodox, confounded, belligerent, yells out and speaks with such heavy accent and lowly that you can't understand him.
Steve yelled out something in British and Stefano said he was being"British belligerence"
British belligerence by Crikeydikes September 16, 2021