Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.

Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!

by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010

brain melters

shrooms

1: guess what i got today.
2: what
1: some brain melters!
2: ooh its finna be a fun night!

by tree meister May 19, 2011

Brain dead

1. Someone who doesn’t catch on even to the simplest things.
2. Some one with no fucking brain

Bro Jennifer is so brain dead, she didn’t even catch on to my knock knock joke

by Lithium strikes again February 16, 2018

Braden

A guy that’s fairly weird in his own way. The type of guy to be gay but act like he isn’t to seem cool and not a total dweeb to his friends. Braden’s are sometimes funny but most of the time corny and repetitive but also can cheer you up and will always listen to girl problems.

Oh god it’s Braden again...

by BearBeatZz August 24, 2019

blading

just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."

bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."

by blading forefather August 11, 2022

Jelly Brain

Little second grade kids usings drugs, pcp, lsd, weed, etc

Jennie is a "jelly Brain"

by nicholasb March 17, 2009

sleepy brain

when you wake up in the morning and your not quite moving, talking, etc. right

Jane: Can you open that door?
Josh: (Upon opening the door Josh trips)
Jane: Oh you must have sleepy brain

by mrusername79 March 2, 2010