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That new dating app where the peenoise use it?

It's new but i recommend you don't check it out
Hey look at this cute room I just made?

Wow what app is that?

"Bondee"
Bondee by EverythingIsMeta January 30, 2023

The benedict spray 

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.
Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.
The benedict spray by shophy March 6, 2011

James Bond

(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.

Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND

eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
James Bond by ADScomics April 17, 2014

Anal Bond 

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.
Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

James Bonded 

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
James Bonded by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

calendar-bonded 

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
calendar-bonded by Blamtastical February 11, 2015