Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

Earth Biscuit

A frisbee.

Yo bro, toss me the earth biscuit.

by holla@yaboy June 26, 2009

hell's biscuit

A piece of poo that burns your butt when it comes out.

Ouch, that turd was a real hell's biscuit!

by poo producer February 21, 2005

Biscotto

In Italy, when a sporting outcome is fixed without money because it suits both sides of the contest, they call it a biscotto

This may most likely happen in group elimination tournaments like Champions league. For example, if a simple draw is enough to qualify and loosing side is unqualified, they do not force the game, take the risk to loose and prefer to have draws so they both qualify.. This is called biscotto, like a game theory or prisoners dilemma.

by PhDLondon December 8, 2012

schnooze biscuits

Sleep or the state of sleeping.

"Yo, Kenny G, I'm so tired mayne. I'm 'bout to go grab me some schnooze biscuits."

by Erik & Casey May 31, 2006

Rocket Biscuit

Another word for a lighter.

Rick: Say kenfolk, let me get at that rocket biscuit.

by Thatboy Sy March 5, 2007

whistle biscuit

When a woman has a really loose butthole and engages in anal sex with a man but has a mild case of explosive diarrhea and poops on the guys penis making his penis golden brown like a biscuit, while it makes a whistling noise going in and out due to the looseness if her anal canal.

Friend: did she let you do anal?
Victim: yea but she whistle biscuited me and splattered my private area with poo, I'm going to warn people About her man..

by nuttinherbutter June 3, 2016