Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.

Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024

the brick bible

its a bible made of fricking legos

hey have you read the brick bible?

by mr.man impersonater May 3, 2021

spring mill bible camp

Spring Mill Bible Camp is a camp in Mitchell, Indiana where you can learn more about God while spending time with your friends. It includes devotionals, singing, and GaGa ball (a game opposite of soccer). Plus other fun things including Catch the counselor, swimming with the same gender, and going to the Spring Mill State Park (We you can go visit the caves, the village, and waterfall). SMBC (for short) is a fun summer thing that is a week long and will leave you with a bunch of friends and wanting more.

Spring Mill Bible Camp is so much fun.

by Coolguythatlikesgod June 25, 2017

bible of broman

The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.

<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.

by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 20, 2009