Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009

bernabe

(1)a person who cannot work the internet (2) lack of knowledge in IT, computing, networking and any techonlogy related areas.

Yo the email is down, this new guy must be a bernabe.

by Mikez23 April 27, 2006

bernise

basically, a vagina.

"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."

by dfasdf March 24, 2008

bernie mac

A euphemism for marijuana. Hanging out with bernie mac constitutes a smoke session.

hey man, bernie mac and i are coming over to hang out

by alltootechnical2 January 24, 2011

Bernadette

Bernadette usauly fitting with a rose an she is not the girly type she always wears those buns and pony tales but she is happy that way she is chill and very friendly and laughs like spongebob she has 3 best friends and she usually wears cartoon shirts but at school there is allways that one girl that messes up her life and took what she had like her friends oh and most likly ha big cheeks

Berna short for bernadette thats what all he friends call her

by Okidoki spiderman is chill October 17, 2013

Berns

Fat, obese, usually relating to a cow, often thinks it's from brooklyn.

Huge berns, wanna-be berns

by ravinrebecca April 11, 2009