gummy bear

a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.

man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.

by saigo yami March 11, 2014

vanilla bear

A white person from whom you receive a bear hug from could be described as your vanilla bear

Here comes your vanilla bear

by o.c. spanky September 25, 2006

bear bait

On a highway, car that passes you going way over the posted speed limit. If there is a speed trap ahead, he will get caught instead of you. See also cop cleaner. The bear part comes from "Smokey The Bear" - shortened to "Bear" - old CB'er term for a highway patrol officer because of their rather distictive headgear which resembles a national park ranger's hat.

Trucker 1: "Breaker, breaker - Jimmy, I gotta make up some time - any Bears around? Over."
Trucker 2: "Not seen any, Peter - but that young buck blew by us in the Eclipse musta been doing about 90. Bear bait fer sure. Over."

by JRob September 19, 2005

bear fucker

One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).

"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"

by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

drop bears

Shy, gentle creatures, about which little is known. Natives of Australia, they are purported to "drop" down on the heads of unsuspecting passers-by. An unfortunate misconception, and one that has led to their poaching and near-extinction.

Possibly related to the chupacabra, an equally misunderstood creature of the southern United States.

Spread the truth about Drop Bears!

by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

Bear Grylls

Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.

Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.

by bear grylls fan March 4, 2009

papa bear

Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.

A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:

Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.

by Qwerty October 9, 2003