A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

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The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

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Get a girl who’s full of surprises. You never know what jokes or things she’ll say but she’ll always find a way to cheer you up even if you are in the worst mood. Makes your mood swing from low to high.. and not in the 🌿 way

I love Mya Baker

by Dr who? You don’t know who November 1, 2019

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Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

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