armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Arman Ali

A BIG FUCKIN DICK

Your a Arman ali

by Arman ali May 1, 2018

Armagedoom

Something good and hard, something amazing that destroys all other competitors.

This game is lime an armagedoom.
This is more than an armageddon, is an armagedoom

by Its me, mario January 31, 2018

Armandoed

Screwing over your boys over a silly joke or likes on social media

“You totally armandoed me with that Instagram post bro”
“Wow you just gonna put me on the spot like that? You’re such an armando”

by Britoburrito May 10, 2018

Armadillo Pillow

The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.

Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.

by Brah Mang July 7, 2018

armadildo

haha.. armaDILDO, that's funny. okay so i don't know how to explain this apart from maybe making a picture in your mind about an armadillo with a dildo, yeah idk let's just see if it gets publish aye

i searched up 'armadildo' instead of 'armadillo' and i was not disapointed, hahahahahaha

by oh puh-leeze July 10, 2018

ARMADILLO

Male version of a lot lizard.

Wow, Brandon sure makes a good looking Armadillo jumping out of Bobbys Semi

by Chip Daley JR August 9, 2018