Stay Alert

A dumbass slogan created by a bunch of clowns running our (UK) country

The UK must stay alert to government incompetence.

by Wandster May 10, 2020

Amber Alert

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

by JayJayRon April 27, 2022

Alberto

Alberto is a type of person who is depressed inside but tries to make people laugh cause he knows how it feels to be worthless, sometimes you might see that he is not happy but when you ask him why are you depressed he will put a smile on his face to hide it. You might not want to be friends with him but he will always be a great friend and he will never cheat on a girl cause he always tries to make people happy and he will always talk to you to make sure you are not mad or sad.

“ Alberto Why are you so depressed “

No I am not want to hear a joke

by Joshua kanes November 28, 2019

Flirt Alert

Something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :<

Andy: Hey
Tasia: Hello?
Andy: Are you a farmer? 'Cuz your'e raising my cock.
Matt: FLIRT ALERT!

by M-dizzle[FMS] August 6, 2010

Albertsstuff

A awesome youtuber who creates content on a game called Roblox and is also still chill

Wow, I heard Albertsstuff created a meme!

by Mr DefonitionGuy April 27, 2019

Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.

Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.

by Tokey41 April 27, 2011

boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007