Definitions by Wandster

Stay Alert

A dumbass slogan created by a bunch of clowns running our (UK) country

The UK must stay alert to government incompetence.

Stay Alert by Wandster May 10, 2020

Squircle 

A square with rounded corners. Used by people trying to look all artsy.

"Next person to call their shape a Squircle, will soon see the shape of my fist."

Squircle by Wandster November 29, 2019

Yawn-storm 

When there is a series of related tweets or other messages between a group of people, that has been discussed many many times before - and nothing new or interesting is ever said.

"oh f*ck, people debating whether everyone's a designer or not AGAIN. It's such a yawn-storm"

Yawn-storm by Wandster June 24, 2019

Presentwat

Someone who delivers a presentation to an audience, but spends more time telling everyone how amazing he is, rather than talking about the thing he's expected to talk about.

"That dude on stage is a complete Presentwat"

Presentwat by Wandster May 10, 2019

Chic Stain 

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants

"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"

Chic Stain by Wandster May 9, 2019