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Abercrombie 

Where did the idea that Abercrombie is expensive come from? Abercrombie is cheap. $70 for a pair of jeans. Oh, sooo expensive. Abercrombie is for wannabees who want to try to look the part of rich and cool. If you have any real class at all you will go to Nordstrom or Saks and buy a pair of real jeans like 7 For All Mankind or Citizens For Humanity. Or try Coach, Burberry, BCBG MAXAZRIA, Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie or even J.Crew. If you think a $20 shirt is expensive, I am sorry, but actually shopping at J.C. Penny or Sears is pathetic. And Abercrombie & Fitch does not stand for upper-class and wealthy. With its ideas of being a brand for rich, stupid girls (and guys) who just love to spend daddy's money, I am embarrassed to be represented by this brand. I am a straight A student in all the honors and AP classes available at my school. And I buy real clothes that cost more than a pair of Sketchers (the shoes of the losers). Plus, nobody would be caught dead in Abercrombie at my school. Get a life.
Oh look at me! I am trying to be cool and rich by wearing a shirt from Abercrombie that costs less than a washrag!
Abercrombie by Styled October 16, 2008
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Abercrombie & Fitch 

Beauty. Style. Wealth. Hottness. Prepiness. Abercrombie is one of the most expensive, hottest stores I've been to. After 3 weeks of wearing Abercrombie clothes...I had a girl friend...she's hot, rich and we both shop at Abercrombie...so if you're one of the stupid..."poor" people that don't shop at Abercrombie...you should start...you know you secretly want to be one of the smokin' hot girls, or a handsome guy. Don't fight it...join us...your life would be alot better you poor little sh*ts. HA! eat that muth3r fuck3r.

Thank You.
the story on how a guy got his girl in Abercrombie & Fitch.
"guy" "hey do u want me to buy you something from Abercrombie & Fitch?"
"girl""wow...that would be really nice of u.*thinking"wow he must be rich..i wonder what he looks like under his shirt."
"guy"*thinking"i wonder what cup size this chick is"*
"both"
"abercrombie is hott and makes us really want to have sex"

Abercrombie and Fitch 

A clothing store that is nationally known and is respected by many. However, people like me really don't like that store because rich people who would rather act as a billboard for the store than an actual person have ruined the store. Abercrombie and Fitch has also sold thongs for little girls, so I decided not to shop there because I don't want to support the dumbfarts who thought up THAT idea. If any rich, fake preps who would more than gladly pay a ludicrous amount of money for clothes that are no better than what you would find at Wal-Mart, Target, and similar stores want to shop there, fine. But I'm not going to waste my money, because I'm not some rich, fake, preppy whore who thinks that money is everything.
Rich, fake, preppy whore 1: "Liiiiiike O...M...G!!!! Like, Abercrombie and Fitch, is, like, having, a, SALE!!!!"

Rich, fake, preppy whore 2: "Like, HOLY SHIT!!!! Let's, like, go there together and, like, blow all of your, like, dad's MONAYYYY!!!"

Me: "Not THOSE bitches again."

Abercrombie 

Where you can by a $10.00 shirt for $100.00
Person 1. You realize that Abercrombie jacket is worth $20.00 with a $100.00 label right?

Person 2. Shut up, it's nicer...

Person 1. Sure...
Abercrombie by Stephano Agosta February 23, 2013

abercrombie 

a store that most losers hate but all the real cool kids know that those who hate just arent good enough for us.. people are always like i went into abercrombie and i held one of their shirts up to me and it only covered half of me ! ok their problem is that 1. they need to try it on because abercrombie has like fresh clothes that 90 people havent tried on 2.they need a m not a xxs thats for the skinny people 3. your too freaking fat for this store so go to walmart! also everyone thinks abercrombie is expensive .. maybe they dont know how to read or look ... idiots
smart cool kid : hey look this shirt from abercrombie it is so cute !
idiot: i know but it only covers half of me
smart cool kid: its because you are too fat you dumb bitch!
idiot: oh i guess i better go to the swap meet
smart cool kid: haha sucker ... yes ill have these 5 tops for 30
abercrombie by tarina March 25, 2008

Abercrombie & Fitch 

Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F) is a hugely popular clothing store founded in the United States in 1892. It's target audiences are college and high school students (aged 14-25), and they have a store called abercrombie for younger kids. A&F usually comes to people's minds when expensive clothes or ripped jeans are mentioned. Their "clothing" advertisments are almost always pictures of muscular young white males in a pair of jeans that seem to have been utterly destroyed. A&F is regarded as "preppy" by most. Most A&F customers are skinny young white women or well built young white men.
Billy: Guess what? Last night I was at Abercrombie & Fitch and I saw an overweight, hetrosexual black man buying clothes there!

Bobby: Were you really at A&F?

Billy: No, I'm too poor. :-(
(Billy runs off to cry in corner)
Abercrombie & Fitch by joeyvonburen December 13, 2009

Abercrombie And Fitch 

Hey you wanna go to Abercrombie And Fitch?
No.