murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety

I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa

by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

murder skert

To be killed

Okay well I’m bout to murder skert you

by Wowza aesthetic December 29, 2017

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

Murder Parturders

Name of the fan base of the true-crime Podcast Nothing rhymes with murder.

It's like the murderinos for My favorite Murder

Have you seen the facebook group of NRWM Murder Parturders yet?

by Nr.1 Murder Parturder February 24, 2020

Murder

The action of taking another one's life

Don't do this you'll be arrested

Betty:I plead guilty for Murder

Judge:lol okay get noob

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020