Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
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