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woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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woke

a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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En woke

A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.
1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".

2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.
by anikaaaaa January 23, 2023
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Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
by Charwunsee January 23, 2023
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Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras
At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.
by Monoculi January 25, 2023
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Woke

“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
“Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”
by Idders January 25, 2023
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Woke

a Dumbass who thinks everything is racist / offensive but in reality they are just an asshole looking for attention
"Them woke bastards need to stop."
by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023
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