minge-winker

Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.

Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.

by The Ginger Terrorist December 6, 2005

wanker mobile

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)

See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!

by Team Diva May 9, 2006

wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

wicked mean

awesome beyond belief. there is also mega mean, which is even awesomer, and mild mean, which is just a little less awesome than wicked mean.

She hooked up with him last night?! Wicked MEAN!

by manderkinssss July 25, 2007

Wankerpediac

A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.

those Wankerpediacs erased my article on Anna Nicole Simpson's breasts again. Damn geeks!

by John The Kook August 30, 2009

Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

by S!egfried June 16, 2010

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010