kevorkian wind of doom

wicked smelling fart

This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.

by Barry Thompson March 12, 2004

sound of sucking wind, the

Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".

State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".

"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

by bfskh2232 July 12, 2006

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

Colorado Wind Farm

A group of people farting around a campfire.

We all had beans and weenies, cabbage and beer on our camping trip. We were a regular Colorado Wind Farm.

by dryballer January 22, 2011

dip like the wind

Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.

Usually an uncomfortable one.

Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!

by little_dipper September 10, 2011

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008