kevorkian wind of doom

wicked smelling fart

This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.

by Barry Thompson March 12, 2004

sound of sucking wind, the

Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".

State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".

"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

by bfskh2232 July 12, 2006

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

dip like the wind

Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.

Usually an uncomfortable one.

Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!

by little_dipper September 10, 2011

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008

Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

by Mtxo October 28, 2007