Robbie Williams

An English superstar who does little to no business in North America. A man who makes fun of his own arrogance and who's musical lyrics sometimes borders on softcore porn.

Songs: Monsoon, Hot Fudge, Rock DJ, Angels.

by Orange Dingo July 15, 2008

william wallace

A Scottish rebel immortalised in the film Braveheart. Despite claims that he murdered men, women, children and religious figures there is no doubt that he fought bravely for his cause.
Eventually he was defeated and subjected to the worst form of capital punishment ever devised. Hanging, drawing and quartering. First dragged to the gallows. Then hung. Then cut down. Then gutted. Then beheaded and cut into quarters. However, this punishment did not have the desired effect and Scottish rebellions would continue for many years.
To this day Wallace remains both a national hero and, to some, an excuse for Anglophobia.

I hate the English. Look what they did to William Wallace!

The execution of William Wallace intensified the resolve of Scottish rebels.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Dirty Williams

When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.

Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.

Jason was walking pretty funny last night. He must have received a skilled Dirty Williams.

by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011

Williams College

A 2,000-student college in northwestern Massachusetts, Williams College has been ranked #1 by US News and World Report for several years in a row. It also dominates in sports. Founded in 1793, it has a beautiful campus in Berkshire Mountains, close to the famous Clark Art Institute and Mass MoCa in neighboring North Adams. Strong in all subjects, Williams is especially noted for its dominance of the art history world, having alums in charge of many major American art museums. Also has by far the largest endowment—1.5 billion dollars—of any college of comparable size. Students come from all over the U.S. and the world. Williams has pretty much everything, with the possible exception of a nearby major city, although Boston and New York are moderately accessible.
School colors: Purple and Gold.
School mascot: The Purple Cow
Team name: The Ephs (“Eefs”), named after founder Ephraim Williams.
Traditional nemesis: AmHerst.

"George Steinbrenner, Stephen Sondheim, and President Garfield all went to Williams College."
“Hey, Williams just beat Amherst 51-21! At Amherst's homecoming!”

by Francesgaroth December 1, 2006

haley williams

Common misspelling of Hayley Williams of the band Paramore

Random person commenting on a Paramore blog post- OMG Haley Williams i lo0o0ove u please come to (insert hometown here)

Random person reading comment- Dude, it's spelled Hayley. C'mon.

by ParaMatt October 18, 2008

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams is the kick-ass singer for the pop/punk band, Paramore. She's pretty short but has an amazing voice and is VERY hot.

Dude 1: Woohoo Paramore is awesome!
Me: Woohoo Paramore is awesome!
Dude 1:Hayley Williams is kinda hot...
Me:Hayley, FUCK ME!

by Aliens Exist April 23, 2008

william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004