why do you suck so hard? 

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

why do you suck so hard? by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.

1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?

why don't you stay at home more often by vivauganda February 22, 2011

why so jobless ? 

Why So Jobless (WSJ) has been derived from Why So Serious.

"Why So Jobless can be used as a response to someone who is completely jobless and is talking complete crap and is driving the other person insane.

ram : wanna join me for a party at 10 am this monday ?
sai : dude Why So Jobless ?

why so jobless ? by silent hacker June 8, 2011

Why you catching Feelin's 

The term used by ghetto black bitches when in argument with non-nyugahs.The expression questions why this non-nyugah is getting angry with the ghetto nyugah woman.

"People die every day, why you catching feelin's!?"

Why you catching Feelin's by Big Pappa Z June 1, 2012

Why are you a bitch

Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.

Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?

A:She hasn't had dick for a week.

Why are you a bitch by WUAB December 4, 2018

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016

Why?OMG 

Screamed in agony by someone who moves to Wyoming before realizing it sucks the life out of you.

Man falls to his knees, ripping out his hair (which is quickly blown to Nebraska): "Why? Oh My God, Why?"
hense:Why?OMG

Why?OMG by CabooseTheTeamKiller March 8, 2009