by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023

by Sinnamonrolo October 23, 2020

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019

Often mistaken for a typo.
And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to
Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.
Weiner is spelled with the "EI".
To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!
And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to
Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.
Weiner is spelled with the "EI".
To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!
by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
