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crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water
(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."
by meyons1424 April 17, 2009
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Skinny Water

It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)
Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?
by Lola Scotty April 14, 2022
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Water Warfare

Water warfare is everything to do with water fights. Most people have participated in one, but if you really want to pwn, sites like Super Soaker Central and iSoaker.com have lots of information.
In most water fights, you simply run around soaking each other, but water wars can have rules. Some common organized games are Capture the Flag, One Hit Eluminates, Assasins, and Dueling

The most common weapon in water warfare are water guns. Other wepons include water balloons and buckets/cups.

The most popular kind of water gun is the Super Soaker. These water guns used to be amazing, shooting up to 30 oz per second! But currently a line called Water Warriors is producing better stuff.
by sharkfrommars April 10, 2011
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Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.
person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.
by Carrot.water December 3, 2021
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud
Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub
by Infected toe man April 21, 2015
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Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.
If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.
by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010
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