David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.
by N. Lipstick January 03, 2010
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James Whales

James Whales is the founder of WikiCities & Wikipedia.
"Hey did you hear James Whales retired???"
"No."
by itstimeforafrica January 28, 2021
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Whale Party

When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.
"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."
by E to the L I July 15, 2009
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shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.
Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?
by cwminor January 27, 2018
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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
by FatF***s March 15, 2012
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thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything
"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"
by aidum September 17, 2003
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harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
by cerealkiller182 November 01, 2005
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